I’m not so stupid after all.

Got this from Joaq, who mentioned it to me earlier today. Again, a video first, again from Sir Martin:

Level 1
( ) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar (Tried one on for size, anyway)
( ) done weed
(x) drank alcohol

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) been in love (If it can be called that, I’m not so sure)
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight

SO FAR: 3

Level 3
(x) snuck out of the house (My lola’s house is nearby naman eh.)
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone out on a blind date

SO FAR: 5

Level 4
(x) had a crush on an older person (Hahaha.)
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die (Do bugs count?)

SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) had/have a crush or liked on one of your friends
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up from drinking

SO FAR: 9

Level 6
(x) eaten sushi (Gotta hand it to the Japanese.)
( ) been snowboarding
( ) met someone BECAUSE of myspace
( ) been mosh pitting

SO FAR: 10

Level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x) love/loved someone who you can’t have
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) made a snow angel

SO FAR: 13

Level 8
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress-ups (Last year. With cousins older than me. With oil pastel-marks on our faces.)

SO FAR: 17

Level 9
( ) jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) gone sledging
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school

SO FAR: 20

Level 10
( ) used a fake/someone else’s ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake (how come everyone else can feel them?!)
( ) killed a snake

SO FAR: 21

Level 11
(x) been tickled (Loads of times.)
(x) been robbed/vandalized (Mostly tried to be vandalized, though.)
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
( ) pet a deer

SO FAR: 24

Level 12
( ) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention (At the time, lots of people did too.)
( ) been in a car/motorcycle/4-wheeler accident

SO FAR: 25

Level 13
(x) had/have braces
( ) eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu (This always happens to me.)
( ) danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 27

Level 14
(x) hated the way you look (Comes with being insecure.)
(x) witnessed a crime (I’m gonna quote Joaq and say ‘piracy is a crime’.)
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart (Emo?)
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes

SO FAR: 30

Level 15
( ) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost (I hate this–usually my dad hides so I don’t know where he is.)
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean (It’s called scuba diving.)
(x) felt like you were dying (Hey, concussions hurt!)

SO FAR: 33

Level 16
( ) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored w/crayons/colored pencils/markers
( ) sang karaoke
( ) paid for a meal with only coins

SO FAR: 34

Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn’t (What can I say? I’m an idiot.)
( ) made prank phone calls
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose (Almost, though.)
( ) kissed in the rain

SO FAR: 35

Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus (Little kid.)
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about (Health cook-out.)
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach

SO FAR: 38

Level 19
( ) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
( ) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true (I find this somewhat unnerving.)

SO FAR: 39

Level 20
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed “you suck” in class
( ) swam with dolphins

SO FAR: 39

Level 22
(x) got your tongue stuck to a freezer/ice cube (Again, I’m an idiot.)
( ) kissed a fish
( ) worn the opposite sex’s clothes
( ) sat on a roof top

SO FAR: 40

Level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
(x) stayed up all night (Power of the Internet.)

SO FAR: 42

Level 24
( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone

SO FAR: 45

Level 25
(x) believe in ghosts (Sometimes.)
(x) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes throughout your life
( ) gone streaking
( ) gone to jail

SO FAR: 47

Level 26
( ) played chicken (What’s this?)
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) been told you’re hot by a complete stranger
(x) been easily amused

SO FAR: 48

Level 27
(x) caught a fish then ate it
( ) almost drowned in a pool
( ) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed

SO FAR: 50

Level 28
( ) mooned/flashed someone
( ) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test (Ehehe.)
(x) forgotten someone’s name
( ) slept naked
( ) French braided someone’s hair
( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool
( ) been kicked out of your house

SO FAR: 52

Level 30
(x) rode on a roller coaster (Indoor one, but HUGE.)
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
( ) had a cavity
(x) Blackmailed someone (Rum cake is good for this.)
( ) been blackmailed

SO FAR: 55

Level 31
(x) been used
(x) fell going up the stairs
( ) licked a cat
(x) bitten someone
(x) licked someone
TOTAL: 59