23
Sep
07

Corny Band Jokes

These are by lots of different people (mostly by me, though), and yes I know they’re not that good. But who cares? At least they’re corny, and that’s what I wanted to post tonight (I’d be uploading pictures, but my computer has a grudge against Photobucket, so corny jokes na lang). But before that, this awesome song I got from Sir Martin‘s blog:

Oh, and the jokes are in English.

Q: What band is used in soccer?
A: Yellowcard!

Q: What band is ashamed of its father?
A: Son of Dork!

Q: What band is injured?
A: Fall Out Boy!

Q: What band is healthy?
A: Sugarfree!

Q: What band is physically deformed?
A: Eraserheads!

Q: What band sways in the wind?
A: Bamboo!

Q: What band is affordable?
A: Cheap Trick!

Q: What band has anger management issues?
A: Rage Against The Machine!

Q: What band is tasty?
A: Sandwich!

Q: What band is fruity?
A: Orange & Lemons!

Q: What band is affiliated with law enforcement?
A: The Police!

Q: What band is breakable?
A: Jars Of Clay!

Q: What band is getting more and more expensive nowadays?
A: Fuel!

Q: What band has oral problems?
A: Smashed Mouth!

More to come, maybe. XD

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18 Responses to “Corny Band Jokes”


  1. 1 conrad
    September 23, 2007 at 9:14 pm

    anong band ang ginagamit sa tinikling?

    e di *bamboo*!

    ngeh..

  2. 2 conrad
    September 23, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    anong band ang favorite ni buddha?

    e di *nirvana*!

    anong band ang ginagamit ng mga terrorist?

    e di *anthrax*!

    anong band ang electrical current?

    e di *ac/dc*!

    ngeh..

  3. 3 Joe
    September 23, 2007 at 9:26 pm

    go, post mo sa blog mo! XD

  4. September 23, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    corny much. HAHAHA.

    incredibly, it actually made me laugh. i dunno, i guess any joke’s welcome with me now that i’m… you know. T_T

    okay, i’ve said too much. *vanishes*

  5. September 23, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    What band is exclaimed when there’s a fire at a nearby dance club?
    eh di…Panic! At the Disco.

    What band is seen first thing in the morning?
    eh di…The Dawn

    What band is said when a person is unsure?
    eh di…Yano! (“Yeah…no”)

  6. 6 Joe
    September 23, 2007 at 10:03 pm

    okay, now those are too corny. my jokes used to be like that too, until too many people said they were too corny. XD

  7. September 24, 2007 at 9:47 pm

    i. love. the. eraserheads. joke.

    =))

  8. 8 Joe
    September 24, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    *pretends not to see the word ‘joke’*

    we’re the same pala eh! XD XD

  9. September 24, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    One, two, three…(flashes The Imaginary NGE!!!)NGE!!!

  10. September 25, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    one nge sign isn’t enough for all the corniness, dude! XD

  11. September 25, 2007 at 7:38 pm

    Anong band ang cool?

    Edi Kjwan (Justin ‘The Awesome of Awesome’ KWAN)!!!

    WAHAHAHAHHA

    Anong band ang mabilis?

    Edi Racer X at tsaka Rush!!! NGEHH!!!

    Anong band ang maanghang?

    Edi Red Hot Chili Peppers!!! NGEH!!!

    Anong band ang palaging weird ang feelings?

    Edi Disturbed!!! NGEH!!!

    Anong band ay isang malambot na weapon?

    Edi Velvet Revolver!!! NGEH!!!!!!

    Anong band ay ang nanay ng hayop?

    Edi Wolfmother!!! NGYEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!

    Anong band ang robot na yaya?

    Edi Iron Maiden (Maid)!!! NGEH!!!!

    Anong band ay matigas at gumugulong?

    Edi Rolling Stones!!! NGYEEEEEH!!!!

    WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! 😛

  12. September 25, 2007 at 7:54 pm

    sige na, sige na! XD XD

  13. September 25, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    *is running out of jokes*

  14. September 26, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    Joe: Why are you high, Josh?

    Josh: ‘Coz I’m not low!

    Me: NGEH!!! No wonder we’re the 3 Stooges.

    XD XD XD XD

  15. May 13, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    I have read so many articles or reviews
    regarding the blogger lovers except this post is truly a pleasant article, keep it up.


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