Ah.

I think I know why I act high all the time.

As I act high, I sort of feel high myself. Being high deadens emotion.

Especially the emo in emotion.

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Why Men Die First

Here’s a hilarious e-mail I got from my dad. XD

Why Men Die First

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation. First:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race
… you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework …
you’re a pansy. If you work too hard … there’s never any time for
her. If you don’t work enough … you’re a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a
boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation. If you have a
boring repetitive job with low pay … you should get off your lazy behind
and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is
favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you … its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks … its sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet … its male indifference. If you cry … you’re a wimp. If you
don’t… you’re an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without
consulting her … you’re a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination. If
SHE asks you … it’s a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly
underwear … you’re a pervert. If you don’t … you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist.
If you don’t … you’re unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in
shape… you’re vain. If you don’t … you’re a slob. If you buy her
flowers …you’re after something. If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful. If
you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself. If you don’t
…you’re not ambitious. If she has a headache … she’s tired. If you
have a headache … you don’t love her anymore. If you want it too often …
you’re oversexed. If you don’t … there must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because they want to.

Amen. 😛

The Cloud State

Miraculously enough, there’s no homework due tomorrow, leaving me with time to write about my current state: the CLOUD STATE!

This is one of the coolest states I’ve ever been in. It’s more or less where you’re a cloud–floating around, and all your worries are clouds too, just drifting by, leaving you without anything to really worry about. You know you’ll fall eventually, but you can’t help enjoying that free feeling. 😀

So what are those other clouds, for me?

1. Impending schoolwork doom. Everybody hates these–the long tests, the homeworks, the projects that are just far away enough to put off, but too near to forget about. It’s sort of like waking up on a school day: you don’t want to, but you know you’ll have to or else you’ll regret it. Add to that my resolve to not mess this year up (liked I messed second year up) and you have quite the cloud. 😛
2. Body structure fail. If you know me, then you know what is arguably my single most obvious characteristic: I’m incredibly thin. I’ve learned to live with it, but that doesn’t mean I like it–I’d rather be slightly more normal. Or, failing that, I’d like to be better than normal. XD
3. Superficiality. I want a Macbook Pro. I want new books. I want a cool hat. I want a new phone. I want another Guitar Hero guitar. I want one of those plastic-melting lasers. I want faster Internet. I want more Wiimotes. I want shades. I want to be retainer-less; they are an improvement over braces however. I want pot. I want some model kits. So come on, whine with me!
4. Something missing.. Ask me about this personally, but I’m not guaranteeing I’ll give you an answer–it’s not something I really talk about.
5. Teh futurez. We all have to deal with this at one point or another. Let’s just say that right now, I’m a long way from that point, but I’m approaching fast. I’m being asked what direction I want to go in for the rest of my life, but I’m still at that place where things are still so open, or so unplanned yet. It’s pretty hard moving from that place, especially if you’ve been used to being there all your life.

I’m still in the cloud state, by the way–it took some effort for me to enumerate those clouds. Maybe I shouldn’t have given that list, since I think I’m slowly falling back to earth, haha.