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05
Jul
08

Why Men Die First

Here’s a hilarious e-mail I got from my dad. XD

Why Men Die First

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation. First:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race
… you’re a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework …
you’re a pansy. If you work too hard … there’s never any time for
her. If you don’t work enough … you’re a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a
boring repetitive job with low pay … this is exploitation. If you have a
boring repetitive job with low pay … you should get off your lazy behind
and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her … that is
favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you … its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks … its sexual harassment. If you keep
quiet … its male indifference. If you cry … you’re a wimp. If you
don’t… you’re an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without
consulting her … you’re a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy … that’s domination. If
SHE asks you … it’s a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly
underwear … you’re a pervert. If you don’t … you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape … you’re sexist.
If you don’t … you’re unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in
shape… you’re vain. If you don’t … you’re a slob. If you buy her
flowers …you’re after something. If you don’t … you’re not thoughtful. If
you’re proud of your achievements … you’re full of yourself. If you don’t
…you’re not ambitious. If she has a headache … she’s tired. If you
have a headache … you don’t love her anymore. If you want it too often …
you’re oversexed. If you don’t … there must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because they want to.

Amen. 😛

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05
May
08

Things To Watch Out For

I’ll do the summer recap post later. In the meantime, I just realized that a lot of stuff is coming up this year (or in the next few months, or even days) that I’m interested in, and just so I don’t forget, I’m going to make a list. Sorry if everything I list seems to be aimed at kids, it’s a “too-lazy-to-think-like-a-grown-up” kind of thing. 😛 Continue reading ‘Things To Watch Out For’

23
Jan
08

Edward-itis

This story/article/comedy bit is inspired by recent hilarious events. I’m not really sure where this should go, so this’ll end up in the Fiction section too. Oh, and lest you forget while reading: THIS IS RELATIVELY PURELY FICTIONAL. Here goes. Continue reading ‘Edward-itis’

12
Jan
08

Protected: Checklist, Revised

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09
Jan
08

(Non-)New Year’s Resolutions

The only thing constant in life is change.

This has been proven to be true for me many times, and I’m sure it’s true for you too. However, my tito gave me an eye-opener over the vacation, and I think I’ve changed along with life: as I said to a friend, I think I have a clearer picture of what I have to do now, and plan to do. Before I list ’em down though, I’d like to say that this has nothing to do with the “new year, new start” principle–I just want to change, preferably for the better. Continue reading ‘(Non-)New Year’s Resolutions’

02
Jan
08

Vacation Idyllic–Over.

I haven’t been able to think of anything decent to write at all for the past two months or so, reason unknown (I do have an idea though). So, why have I chosen today to make an effort to return? Well, I guess that having school looming over my head made me think about whether my vacation was actually worth it (don’t worry, I will expound), and maybe also because I was sick of not being able to write (in fact, I’m fighting the urge to stop writing now, but if I give in I’ll probably never get to writing because I want to again). Continue reading ‘Vacation Idyllic–Over.’

17
Nov
07

The List Of Awesomeness

Blame this high on Beowulf. 😛

300
Nike Free
Dawn Of War
Impreza WRX STI
Hayabusa
Chuck Norris
Company Of Heroes
Wii
Gauss gun
911 Turbo GT3
Thrust SSC
RATM
N81
Alienware
Murcielago
Starcraft II
Quicksaves
Iron Man
Chicken rice
IMAX
Rex Navarrete
Red Alert 2
M1 Abrams
M5
Skulduggery Pleasant
Vincent Valentine
Rootbeer
Popular Science
Grues
NukeZone
Top Gear
Uncyclopedia
QDB

This may not be much of a post (still on semi-hiatus), but it sure is better than nothing. XD




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