Uranus Jokes

This is a series of statements I made to Joaq a while ago. Yes, I know they’re old and corny, but they’re funny as hell, in my opinion. XD Oh, and these are so much better when read aloud.

Uranus is four times larger than Earth!

Uranus is 32,193 miles wide!

Little is known about the surface of Uranus!

Uranus has an atmosphere of hydrogen, helium and methane!

Uranus has a uniform temperature of -214 degrees Celsius!

Uranus is about 2,870,000,000 kilometers away from the Sun!

Uranus takes 84 years to go around the Sun once!

Uranus has 27 moons!

Uranus has 11 small, dark rings!

Uranus is tilted on its side, so one half is hot and the other half is cold!

Uranus is so far away that you need a telescope to see it!

Uranus was discovered by Sir William Herschel, otherwise known as this guy:

And lastly…

Uranus is big and round and pretty–and blue!!!

…there goes my sanity. XD


27 Responses to “Uranus Jokes”

  1. September 11, 2007 at 8:58 pm

    *chokes* ACk.

    Okey lang. CORNY PARIN!!! NGYEH!!!

  2. 2 Joe
    September 11, 2007 at 9:01 pm

    parang ang immature no? XD

  3. September 11, 2007 at 9:03 pm

    Imagine that…having moons orbiting your arse. =))))

  4. 4 Joe
    September 11, 2007 at 9:07 pm

    no, moons would mean you’ve mooned people 27 times with uranus! XD

  5. September 11, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    Joe Leveled Up!

    Joe Gained 10 Corny Points (Corny Up!)
    Joe Gained 5 Insult Points
    Joe Gained 3 Happiness Points

    New Skill Learned! ‘Uranus’s Wrath’ Increases corny attack speed by 5% for 2 turns.

    Joaq casts ‘Smile of Joke Immunity’ Adds 20 defense against all joke, corny and insult attacks for 6 turns.

  6. 6 Joe
    September 11, 2007 at 9:23 pm

    someone’s been playing a little/way too much pokemon/d&d (delete as appropriate). XD XD

  7. September 11, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    Probably D&D. Haven’t played Pokemon in a while. I will be getting Pokemon Diamond soon though. Waha.

    Joaq casts ‘Hyperlink Teleport’

  8. 8 joshuagad
    September 11, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    Not that funny, nor corny joe. πŸ˜›

  9. 9 Joe
    September 11, 2007 at 10:40 pm

    oh, what do you know! πŸ˜› XD XD

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  11. January 15, 2009 at 6:02 am

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  12. 12 astronmer queen
    February 16, 2009 at 2:03 am

    wow thats so IMATURE,, corny,, i believe that uranus is KOOL

  13. 13 ladel
    March 23, 2009 at 11:20 am

    uranus is so hot and could i don’t no wich way it swilngs

  14. 14 Someone
    October 3, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    Errr… did u know that Uranus is 14 times the Earth? And that u do not have to say Urine Us, but OO-RAH-NURSE?
    And that Your-Anus is as blue as Uranus?

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  16. 16 Tacozrgoodz?
    February 4, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    omg so our anuses are bigger than earth?!?! o.o

  17. 18 aj
    April 21, 2010 at 12:35 am

    helped me with a project tho

  18. 19 aj
    April 21, 2010 at 12:36 am

    these jokes arent even funny though and u r really immature

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