23
Jun
07

Score!

This song pwns (as does the movie XD).

Warning: Foul language ahead.

Lyrics:
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He’d make a plan
And he’d follow through,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I’m sure he’d kick an ass or two,
That’s what Brian Boitano’d do.

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.

And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I’ll be an activist, too,
‘Cause that’s what Brian Boitano would do.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He’d call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That’s what Brian Boitano would do.

When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublai Khan.

‘Cause Brian Boitano doesn’t take sh*t from an-e-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our mom’s
And we’ll save Terrance and Phillip too,
‘Cause that’s what Brian Boitano do.

And we’ll save Terrance and Phillip too,
‘Cause that’s what Brian Boitano dooooo,
‘Cause that’s what Brian Boitano do.

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intro.

Presenting the thoughts and travails of a teenage writer who lives under a rock--albeit a rock with Internet access. Also, videos! Also, my Tumblr.

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