These are by lots of different people (mostly by me, though), and yes I know they’re not that good. But who cares? At least they’re corny, and that’s what I wanted to post tonight (I’d be uploading pictures, but my computer has a grudge against Photobucket, so corny jokes na lang). But before that, this awesome song I got from Sir Martin’s blog:
Oh, and the jokes are in English.
Q: What band is used in soccer?
A: Yellowcard!
Q: What band is ashamed of its father?
A: Son of Dork!
Q: What band is injured?
A: Fall Out Boy!
Q: What band is healthy?
A: Sugarfree!
Q: What band is physically deformed?
A: Eraserheads!
Q: What band sways in the wind?
A: Bamboo!
Q: What band is affordable?
A: Cheap Trick!
Q: What band has anger management issues?
A: Rage Against The Machine!
Q: What band is tasty?
A: Sandwich!
Q: What band is fruity?
A: Orange & Lemons!
Q: What band is affiliated with law enforcement?
A: The Police!
Q: What band is breakable?
A: Jars Of Clay!
Q: What band is getting more and more expensive nowadays?
A: Fuel!
Q: What band has oral problems?
A: Smashed Mouth!
More to come, maybe. XD
anong band ang ginagamit sa tinikling?
e di *bamboo*!
ngeh..
anong band ang favorite ni buddha?
e di *nirvana*!
anong band ang ginagamit ng mga terrorist?
e di *anthrax*!
anong band ang electrical current?
e di *ac/dc*!
ngeh..
go, post mo sa blog mo! XD
corny much. HAHAHA.
incredibly, it actually made me laugh. i dunno, i guess any joke’s welcome with me now that i’m… you know. T_T
okay, i’ve said too much. *vanishes*
What band is exclaimed when there’s a fire at a nearby dance club?
eh di…Panic! At the Disco.
What band is seen first thing in the morning?
eh di…The Dawn
What band is said when a person is unsure?
eh di…Yano! (“Yeah…no”)
okay, now those are too corny. my jokes used to be like that too, until too many people said they were too corny. XD
i. love. the. eraserheads. joke.
=))
*pretends not to see the word ‘joke’*
we’re the same pala eh! XD XD
One, two, three…(flashes The Imaginary NGE!!!)NGE!!!
one nge sign isn’t enough for all the corniness, dude! XD
Anong band ang cool?
Edi Kjwan (Justin ‘The Awesome of Awesome’ KWAN)!!!
WAHAHAHAHHA
Anong band ang mabilis?
Edi Racer X at tsaka Rush!!! NGEHH!!!
Anong band ang maanghang?
Edi Red Hot Chili Peppers!!! NGEH!!!
Anong band ang palaging weird ang feelings?
Edi Disturbed!!! NGEH!!!
Anong band ay isang malambot na weapon?
Edi Velvet Revolver!!! NGEH!!!!!!
Anong band ay ang nanay ng hayop?
Edi Wolfmother!!! NGYEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!
Anong band ang robot na yaya?
Edi Iron Maiden (Maid)!!! NGEH!!!!
Anong band ay matigas at gumugulong?
Edi Rolling Stones!!! NGYEEEEEH!!!!
WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
sige na, sige na! XD XD
*is running out of jokes*
good. >:)
Joe: Why are you high, Josh?
Josh: ‘Coz I’m not low!
Me: NGEH!!! No wonder we’re the 3 Stooges.
XD XD XD XD