This is a series of statements I made to Joaq a while ago. Yes, I know they’re old and corny, but they’re funny as hell, in my opinion. XD Oh, and these are so much better when read aloud.
Uranus is four times larger than Earth!
Uranus is 32,193 miles wide!
Little is known about the surface of Uranus!
Uranus has an atmosphere of hydrogen, helium and methane!
Uranus has a uniform temperature of -214 degrees Celsius!
Uranus is about 2,870,000,000 kilometers away from the Sun!
Uranus takes 84 years to go around the Sun once!
Uranus has 27 moons!
Uranus has 11 small, dark rings!
Uranus is tilted on its side, so one half is hot and the other half is cold!
Uranus is so far away that you need a telescope to see it!
Uranus was discovered by Sir William Herschel, otherwise known as this guy:
And lastly…
Uranus is big and round and pretty–and blue!!!
…there goes my sanity. XD
*chokes* ACk.
Okey lang. CORNY PARIN!!! NGYEH!!!
parang ang immature no? XD
Imagine that…having moons orbiting your arse. =))))
no, moons would mean you’ve mooned people 27 times with uranus! XD
Joe Leveled Up!
Joe Gained 10 Corny Points (Corny Up!)
Joe Gained 5 Insult Points
Joe Gained 3 Happiness Points
New Skill Learned! ‘Uranus’s Wrath’ Increases corny attack speed by 5% for 2 turns.
Joaq casts ‘Smile of Joke Immunity’ Adds 20 defense against all joke, corny and insult attacks for 6 turns.
someone’s been playing a little/way too much pokemon/d&d (delete as appropriate). XD XD
Probably D&D. Haven’t played Pokemon in a while. I will be getting Pokemon Diamond soon though. Waha.
Joaq casts ‘Hyperlink Teleport’
Not that funny, nor corny joe.
oh, what do you know!
XD XD
thanx for making this websire it helped me with my science project!!!!
thanx for making this website it helped me with my science project!!!!!!!!
wow thats so IMATURE,, corny,, i believe that uranus is KOOL
uranus is so hot and could i don’t no wich way it swilngs
Errr… did u know that Uranus is 14 times the Earth? And that u do not have to say Urine Us, but OO-RAH-NURSE?
And that Your-Anus is as blue as Uranus?
OK. DO Y’ALL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? YOU DON’T HUH. WELL I GUESS I WILL TELL YOU THEN. ITS YOUR ANUS TIME